OMG! I just watched the New Kids on the Block perform on the MMVA’s (actually, they’re still going) and they are EVERYTHING I WANTED THEM TO BE!!

Let me qualify this by saying that I think my older sister was their biggest fan ever when I was a kid (and, as it turns out, perhaps my wife was as well) so I was subjected to all their crap when they were bigger than sliced bread.

That said, watching them try to stage a comeback now comes with great amusement for me. I mean… I wanted them to be bad but GAT, DAMN are they EVA!!!

I couldn’t have asked for more entertainment!

Before he opened his mouth, I joked that someone was going to have to kick the youngest one in the nads for him to be able to pull off his parts. When he finished… I couldn’t help but think it would have helped!!

So… umm… Wow. They’re even wearing Miami Vice-esque white suits. How cool is that!!??