Wonders of the Human Body 
Last night I found out that my wife was unaware that you can swallow air and make yourself belch.

I demonstrated the ability for a few minutes.

I don't think it elevated my status in her psyche any.


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Anyone wanna see me naked? 
Why is it that women are allowed to dress appropriately for the hot weather but guys are not?

Now I'm not for a moment suggesting that they cover up. That would be a huge step backwards and nobody is complaining about them coming out practically in their skivvies when the thermometer boils over.

It doesn't seem fair, however, that I'd probably be fired in a heardbeat if I came in wearing boxers and a wifebeater. How's THAT for equality?

I know that nobody wants to see my hairy legs walkin' around the city... but let's face it... nobody wants to see me walking around in a puddle of sweat, either! Which is the lesser evil??




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WTF?? How am I supposed to watch this at work?? 
http://www.nissan.com.au/video/200601-tiida45.asp

That links to Nissan's Australian site where you can watch their TV commercial featuring Kim Cattrall acting raunchy.

It might be amusing. I don't know. It goes full-screen as soon as you start to view it using their stupid viewer and proprietary format. I can't be sitting here watching full-screen tv on my screen!!

Stupid website designer!! DON'T HIJACK MY COMPUTER!!!


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I'm all for saving the planet, so long as it doesn't make me uncomfortable. 
Last night was the warmest night here in recorded history. We're in the midst of a heat wave and they're urging everyone to avoid using their cars and turn their air conditioners down.

That would be a great idea if the public transit system would pick me up in an air conditioned bus to cart me around. As it stands, the buses they use to take me to work are the most dilapidated POS excuses for buses you could imagine. I had to get off one a few weeks back just so it could drive up a hill! And that's in the summer!!

So what did I do? Well... I drove my air conditioned car all the way to work and I did it with the A/C on full blast. Howard Moscoe can lick my balls. I'll bet the bus that goes near HIS house has A/C!

I'm happy to take public transit. Just don't treat me like cattle if you want to keep getting my business.


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Back to reality. 
I'm back in the real world now. Tomorrow I go back to the daily grind.

I hope you all missed me.

Sadly, I didn't get to maul any bears. I had my heart set on it and was totally denied. Best I could do was to stand over a snake that had already been killed by a car. That was me, totally owning wildlife. Woot. I win.



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