I'm still alive!! 
Just didn't want anyone out there to start worrying. The wife and I have bought our first house and moved in and I've been off work getting everything in order.

Now I'm going to start paying property taxes. A whole new tax for me to watch get misappropriated.

Can you believe I only get my garbage picked up every other week? Yet city councellors get free bus passes... go figure!

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I just think everyone should read this. 
I'm finally back online and all is well. I'm sure y'all missed me.

I don't really have time to write anything especially inspiring so I'll just post this link on the state of Islam. I just think it's very well written and everyone should read it.

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Still slaving away at work. 
As it turns out, I don't work at Dollarama and I'm not some chick in Kitchener so I may have been a bit premature in declaring myself a millionaire.

It's a shame, really. The world is just going to have to go on being sucky without my intervention for a while longer.

At least it's nice to see some people winning big that seem unlikely to have become independantly wealthy on their own or unlikely to die before being able to enjoy it. Much better than when you see rich people or one-foot-in-the-grave old people win.

Speaking of which...

Last night as I dropped by Rona to pick some stuff up, an elderly but quite able-bodied couple pulled into a handicapped parking spot and trotted into the store. Sure enough, they've got a handicapped card in their windshield. Now I'm no doctor (or am I?), but if you don't at least need a stick to walk around, then I think you can park out in the sticks with the rest of us. Being retarded does not entitle you to a closer parking spot!!

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Finally! Weather fit for a weasel! Or Not... even... 
After what feels like an eternity of constant heat, today was absolutely wonderful outside. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I wasn't a walking puddle of ick.

That's all for today. Enjoying another short week of work.

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Wonders of the Human Body 
Last night I found out that my wife was unaware that you can swallow air and make yourself belch.

I demonstrated the ability for a few minutes.

I don't think it elevated my status in her psyche any.

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