Intellectual References That Make You Look Stupid 
This amused me.

In an article on the PS3 launch in The Star, the reporter had this to say:

Like Halley’s comet, you only get to unbox a next-generation console every four or five years.


I'll bet he thought he was being clever.

Of course, Halley's comet only shows up every 75 years or so... which makes the reference pretty much completely irrelevant and off topic.

Maybe he should have used the Olympics or World Cup or something a little more in line with his intended time span.

Maybe he meant that Halley's Comet is actually into video games and drops by undetected every few years to pick up a new console.

Stupid people amuse me.

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I call shenanigans! 
10 sexiest Canadian men alive my ass!!

I may be no George Clooney but I'll be damned if I'm not gonna make a list including all these yahoos!

Who the hell are these people?? I've only actually heard of 3 or 4 of them!

I think everyone should write letters to the editor declaring that NotWeasel is sexier than the whole lot of them!

Just don't tell Holmes. That dude could probably kick my ass and frankly, I'm kinda hoping he might just show up some day to fix my shower.


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Woot for Choice Wording! 
I just thought I'd point out that if you go to the Blogger search page and look for lovenest, this little palace here is the first result.

I don't know how long that will last... but in the meantime, I say welcome to all the amourous drifters that are just passing through here hoping for something much more arousing and far less caustic.

You've come to the wrong place... but hopefully find entertainment none the less.

If you're disappointed, comfort yourself by knowing you couldn't afford the rent here anyway. This nest is out of your league.

Perverts.


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I like my life. 
This past weekend I was sitting on my sofa looking around, wishing my wife was home from work and just thinking about how great my life is.

Looking back to what my life was like 15 years ago or so, just getting into high school with the whole world ahead of me, I think I've now got everything I ever wanted out of life.

For all the hustle and bustle of trying to get ahead, get a better job, get promoted, buy this, save for that... it's nice to be able to sit back and realize that even if nothing ever changes, and this is as good as it gets, I'm quite content.

I have a good life. I have a wife that loves me. I have good friends. I have a roof over my head... that's somewhat mine... and all is well with the world as it pertains to me.

Thanks God. You da man!


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Slutty and the Beast Buy a Lovenest? 
I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure I saw Belinda Stronach and Tie Domi heading into the sales office of the Ritz Carlton at lunch today.

If one of them owns an Audi S8, then that was probably them.

Talk about one hell of a nice love shack!


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