Time to take over the world. 
So now that I'm a millionaire, who would like to help run my campaign?

NotWeasel for Prime Minister.

Or... rather... NotWeasel for... umm... member of parliament? Stupid political system.


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More money than you can shake a stick at. 
Our lottery here has ballooned up to $42 million. That's a lot of money and I fully intend to win it.

For all my concerns about the complete incompetancy of our government, a big chunk of change like that would go a long way toward getting me into office where I can make a go at setting things straight.

I have to wonder though. Is there anyone in office right now who went in wanting to make possitive changes to this country? Is anyone concerned with stopping the misappropriation of taxpayer's money?

If so, what happened? Is the system so corrupt that even those with good intentions end up buried within the beaurocracy and reduced to ineffectual mouthpieces, held off to the side for their lack of political affiliation? Is there really anything that can be done to prevent the eventual slide into a complete collapse of government?

God willing, we'll all get a chance to find out.

A tax on people bad a math, eh? I suppose it's to the benefit of my unrealistic ambitions that I couldn't count apples with an abacus if my life depended on it.



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Finally! Weather fit for a weasel! Or Not... even... 
After what feels like an eternity of constant heat, today was absolutely wonderful outside. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I wasn't a walking puddle of ick.

That's all for today. Enjoying another short week of work.


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Wonders of the Human Body 
Last night I found out that my wife was unaware that you can swallow air and make yourself belch.

I demonstrated the ability for a few minutes.

I don't think it elevated my status in her psyche any.


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Anyone wanna see me naked? 
Why is it that women are allowed to dress appropriately for the hot weather but guys are not?

Now I'm not for a moment suggesting that they cover up. That would be a huge step backwards and nobody is complaining about them coming out practically in their skivvies when the thermometer boils over.

It doesn't seem fair, however, that I'd probably be fired in a heardbeat if I came in wearing boxers and a wifebeater. How's THAT for equality?

I know that nobody wants to see my hairy legs walkin' around the city... but let's face it... nobody wants to see me walking around in a puddle of sweat, either! Which is the lesser evil??




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